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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A lot of times it does go til 10, but they cooked the eggs at 6am and stopped refilling the stations at 8am. So, you’re left with scraps and 4 hour old food.