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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The Onion's changed ever since they got bought out by the Sun God, Apollo.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

???

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

Apollo's godly domains include prophecy