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I have always liked sturdy women. You know a good hearty woman. I’m not a small person. I like a thicc woman.
With that being said. I was friends with benefits with a chick in high school. One night we were riding around and she offhandedly says that she needs to lose weight. I, jokingly said “Well, you could always smoke crack”. The laugh and then silence that followed would be very telling.
That night was the last I heard from her for about a year. I would call her occasionally and her mom would say she’s not here, or she’s gone with her cousin. Finally I give up and before I know it a year has gone by.
One day my phone rings and I answer it. It’s homegirl! I ask how she’s been and where she’s been. She says she’s been ok, and in rehab. Apparently her and her cousin had been smoking crack. She asked if I knew where to get her some crack. I never liked uppers. So, naturally I had no clue where to get her some crack.
She never said it was my joke suggestion that inspired her. But it’s too much of a coincidence. I’ve always carried a little guilt for that.
No way she wasn't already doing crack or thinking about doing crack before you made that joke dude.
She is her own person with her own responsibilities. Unless you put that pipe in her hand it's not your fault.
Bro, that's not on you. You made a funny joke. It was a funny joke. It wasn't in poor taste or anything.
I seriously don't that was the cause for her, but if it was , then holy shit, not only did you dodge a giant bullet, but she's absolutely fucking stupid and in no way is her behavior on you.