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[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect.

I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I'm not fully convinced that it is not

[–] BaconIsAVeg@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Holy shit.

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