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Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto
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Okay, but here's my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy's, did they bring the receipt?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you're from out of state? What if you're from out of the country? What if you're a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.