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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

"You will turn green"

turns green

"Yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' Jedi"

"No you're not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."