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Anon compares himself to his brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

People think there is some recipe to get a GF but women are actually all different (like men and others btw) and therefore it entirely depends on whether two people are a good match. Like there are women out there who want a manchild that stays in a basement all day, as well as women who would only date Hugh Jackman or Danny DeVito. Pretending you're not what you are won't get you anywhere. She will find out and it will be all hell.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The problem with finding women that are into manchildren who stay in their basement all day is that you have to leave the basement

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 4 points 10 months ago

Not to mention that there is all the desperate cheeto finger dudes also looking for that single autistic girl who's into their anime figurine collection

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You can be a popular streamer in the basement and she can be a fan

[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Are you a paid Antifa by George Soros?