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Just tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast! (i.postimg.cc)
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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don’t need to worry about this as I was removed from my father’s will for not supporting Trump.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's shitty but I'd wear that like a badge of honor if I were you.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry you have lost someone to the cult. I hope you aren't surrounded by people who agree with him.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.

[–] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Have Biden's face etched on his tombstone.