Which will be struck down almost unanimously because the US government is a cesspool of liches and ghouls.

People aren’t laughing at you because you’re Christian in Texas you morons, they’re laughing at you because you think you’re being persecuted for your religion when you live somewhere where 80 percent of the population is Christian.

Imma just be pissed if her tiddies ain’t triangles.

I think a lot of profiles like this are combinations of fake accounts for jokes and mean personalized prank attacks on people.

Taking some girl from your schools Facebook picture with her dad and putting it on tinder to make it look like you’re fucking your dad sounds exactly like something a mean high school kid would do to someone else.

I hate to break it to you but your homies were already fucking weirdos for having a waifu, had nothing to do with you son.

How disappointed we will all be when all the boomers are dead and it doesn’t solve any of our problems.

No ethical billionaires. Nobody comes by that much money honestly.

I don’t give a fuck about being remembered. I just wanna enjoy my time while I’m here.

So far, it’s not going great.

My wife is very superstitious and I have never believed in ghosts or anything like that. Aliens, ghosts, magic, religions, totally confident that they aren’t real. When she told me she heard a weird voice calling her name one night I was incredibly skeptical and told her she was definitely dreaming because we live nowhere near anybody and it was -30 that night.

I am never gonna tell her I heard the voice too.

This is not statistically true at all. Women do not report having orgasms when they are raped. That’s why estimates vary wildly. Because they are estimated based on almost no data other than some people claiming that women don’t report orgasming during their rapes because they’re ashamed. And then these dudes say most women MUST orgasm from rapes, because these guys are fucked up.

Estimated range from 4% to over 50 percent. This does not by any means make this statistically true.

We are entering dark fucking times when Mitt Fucking Romney is becoming the voice of reason in the American political landscape.

Dude flirts like a 12 year old who just got killed on modern warfare.