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[–] Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I wonder what Alan Turing would think of this.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 1 year ago

He'd be too busy shitposting on Tumblr as King of the Gay Pirates

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Let me ask the Alan Turing chatbot...

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Probably be too busy in the garden looking at flowers, or too fascinated by the complexity of the emerging properties of neural networks and things.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Any AI smart enough to pass a turing test would also be smart enough to fail it on purpose.