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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] nogooduser@lemmy.world 184 points 5 months ago

I like the scope creep there:

  1. Programming language (singular)
  2. All programming languages and related knowledge
  3. Add in AI, ML and data structures
[-] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 57 points 5 months ago

Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug.

[-] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 5 months ago

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.

[-] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

[-] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.

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