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submitted 1 year ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Seraph@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Always wanted a girl that can't say "No"!

Actually, not really... super rapey.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

...because of the implication.

[–] blueson@feddit.nu 16 points 1 year ago

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

"False"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago

Doesn't need to say "no" to decline.

"Wanna fuck?"

"I don't. Fuck off."

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Since she says "cheesy chips" instead of the n-word I'm guessing she has another phrase for it. Maybe "Denied"?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

403 Forbidden

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That kind of behavior is 406 Not Acceptable

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

"Ew"