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[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey is me, your cousin. I'm kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won't cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

This is for real.

Thanks.

Donkeyballs

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Hey its me your 2nd uncle

I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help

I know we said over 100 for this but

Donkeyballs

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Well thats about the time I noticed my uncle was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.