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[–] TimoBRL@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

As men get older, it becomes more challenging to initiate urination. As a result, the distance the urine stream travels at the beginning becomes unpredictable.

On the other hand, towards the end of urination, the stream becomes weaker and may cause post-dribbling. This also increases the chances of hitting the toilet seat.

Failing to clean the toilet seat afterward is simply pure rudeness though.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would you need to clean the seat? Does noone else LIFT the seat beforehand?

[–] snowe@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

You should still clean the rim.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nusm@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't be a baby.

If its not visibly dirtied, wipe it with a paper towel, sot down, do your business and clean up after yourself.

Your ass goes back into your pants anyway, and you wash your ass daily at home (please don't disappoint me there)

How servile. A man, a free thinker, pisses and shits where he pleases with no warning. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously, this thread has been a real boost to my ego. You guys suck at peeing.

[–] Agareth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Your only achievement in life.

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They must not have the DLC