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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

You need better eggs.