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[–] Wahots@pawb.social 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[–] magicalman315@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Thank you Catherine

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Sell it bro. eBay.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Free cholesterol!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

So you're saying Americans would love it.