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Things like "Fiat stands for "Fix It Again Tony"" etc.

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[-] ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 40 points 5 months ago

Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreeen? To keep your hands warm while you push it.

(I've owned a few Skodas, they've all been good cars)

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Lol that was lada where I'm from

What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow

What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can

What's the difference between a lada

There's a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.

How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.

[-] HollandJim@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

You forgot one:

Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

A man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, "This car is useless! It'll only get to 80 up that hill."

"Well that's not bad," says the salesman.

"But," replies the man, "I live at number 93!"

[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

From what I have seen they are pretty good these days. I'm the 80s and 90s though....

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