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Anon tightly groups her shots (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[–] gaael@lemmy.world 160 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Basic solution..

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

The lower will always envy the upper.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -3 points 11 months ago

Lmao