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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 82 points 5 months ago

“In November I had received two letters from Teachers’ Pensions asking me euphemistically if I was dead,”

I am curious about how one euphemistically asks someone if they are dead. Any guess?

[-] cafeinux@infosec.pub 31 points 5 months ago

Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?

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