Just like regular libraries have copyrighted books: they lend them to one person at a time.

With the data I have at hand, people mostly seem to die in them.

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm not a Nintendo spy. Let's also say that, still hypothetically, I would be interested in, or curious about, maybe, what would have been your first choice. Would you hypothetically tell it to me?

Not talking about pirating anything, btw. Just making hypotheses about a purely imaginary scenario.

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/456/

γ is the Greek letter gamma. Those are γ-rays, not y-rays.

Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?

At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".

Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.

The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.

• "Call <wife's first name>" -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
• "Call <wife's first and last name>" -> Calls my wife.
• "Call <father's first and last name>" -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father's first and last name.
• "Call <father's first name>" -> Calls my father.

Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...

It's a low hanging fruit, but I mean... The tree doesn't have a lot of higher fruits, and they're not as tasty anyway.

Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.

You seem to have been really triggered by that innocent and random comment. Would you like some mint tea?