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[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🤣 Thanks for repeating Abraham Lincoln's advice.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

i love how Lincoln has become the de facto one