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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I plan for my body to be donated to my uni's medical school.

A. So I can help train the next generation of med students

B. Due to anal leakage I get to shit on my uni one last time.

C. I have an idea for a prank that will only work if I am dissected.

this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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