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Sovereign citizens are hilariously entertaining. I love it when they post videos of themselves in court and decide on their own that they "won" because the judge got pissed off and walked away after dismissing everyone.
Entertaining, yes.. until you live next to one and they decide that, for example, your backyard is their dumpster.
You just have to meet them on their crazy level. Make a treaty with them that says something along the lines of "I corporation yourname hereby certify that my neighbor corporation theirname is a freeman of the land in-exchange that our territory boundaries are respected"
But then they could demand to open an embassy inside my house.
Tell them they can but they will need an international passport, recommend an eBay store that you own. Sell them one.
But then they will start shitting in your house.
Just sign a mutual shitting treaty and get into curries
Curry bean enchilada, 6 bean and ghee burrito, and extra hot sauce on the side please!
They would be introduced to my sovereign right to beat their ass.
ARE YOU DETAINING ME?