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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller set to high speed.

The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket
the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli's Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units
the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of "exercise."

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024

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