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submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I can't help singing "Anal Vice, Anal Vice, use it.to pop your hemeroids... every time I hear edelweiss, childish but releases the creepiness