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Alexander Hamilton called out Aaron Burr for defrauding new york city and died in a duel as a result. Aaron Burr was justified having won the duel and used the money to start J.P. Morgan bank and now we all have to pay $30 for being $0.01 overdrawn.
Ackshtually, Burr founded what became the Chase part of it, and the duel was over five years after that.
I love a good akkshually, well done
Hamilton was a federalist that started the Bank of New York
"Is that what you want our daughter to be? A big-government dual-loser?"
This should be higher in the list. This is a repeat the past moment, not a bad guys killing each other moment.
Lol what? JP Morgan was started, unsurprisingly, by JP Morgan
Have you tried not overdrawing your account?
Nah they gotta buy groceries AND the newest iPhone.