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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago (5 children)

C just shrugs and says "Seg Fault."

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

Have you tried segmenting in a non-faulty way?

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably forgot a semicolon

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

This joke is never funny; Forgetting a semicolon in c results in compile time errors, not runtime errors

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Shit happenned!"

[–] ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"What!? No, YOU'RE a segmentation fault!"

[–] ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

The range those words induce is crazy