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Fast forward 3.5 hours to his local Starbucks
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF SOY MILK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
"YOU KNOW WHERE ELSE THERES NO SOY MILK? CONCENTRATION CAMPS, YOU NAZI!"
If only everyone else would agree with him and do exactly what he says at all times immediately, we wouldn't have problems like this. He specifically told them how unreasonable it is that they're out of soy milk. Several times.
"The Nazis had pieces of flair! They made the Jews wear em!"
So I'm living in a concentration camp?
EVEN THE INMATES WEREN'T FORCED TO HAVE REGULAR MILK! FACT!