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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If i had one, I'd give it. Unfortunately, it's a claim I found a source for once and now lives in the back of my mind, which is why I can't commit more than a "supposedly". Amusingly enough, that's exactly the kind of casual acceptance the organization was supposedly designed to combat. So it goes.

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Ah, live with the endless itch of not knowing if this has something to it or going down a rabbit hole of researching the origins of a dumb modern conspiracy theory. The choices that keep life interesting.