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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't even listen to Taylor Swift but if she wants to have sex with me, I'd be like, 'ok mommy'.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd also wonder wtf is wrong with her

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I mean, she could be with a professional athlete instead!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I just want a dinner date so I can ask what demon pact she signed to get her PR team.

I'm nowhere near her target demographic, yet somehow, I wind up knowing about every album drop, high profile concert happening, and so on. I'm actively blocking and avoiding advertising on everything and they still find me. It's honestly a little concerning.