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Boomer Dad Confused Why Describing Everyone's Race, Weight, Unconfirmed Mental Disabilities, Hotness on 1-10 Scale in Anecdote So Bad (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is she skinny and depressed?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is she a babe?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like, on a scale from 1 to 10.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Asking the important questions.