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If someone gave you a 1-800 number for free, what would you do with it? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Thank you for calling the U.S. nuclear arsenal command system. To launch nuclear missiles, press one. Para Español, marque dos."

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago

Just to screw with people more, "... Para Español, marque uno."

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fire ze missiles!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

But I am le tired!