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submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I see the old school The Onion has been reincarnated, in all its original surrealistic glory. This story is an absolute goddamned masterpiece.

Edit: It's not The Onion, it is far superior

[–] 520@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This isn't The Onion...

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 9 points 8 months ago

I didn't even notice. Updated

[–] jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

This is probably one of the funniest satire pieces I've read in a while.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Hola, amigos. What gives? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya…