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I find myself compelled to cast my thoughts into the void of the internet, hoping to hear some echoes back in the form of scathing remarks that capture the absolute vapidity of this horrendous shitshow, this lamentable waste of time, manpower and bandwidth.

Just “wow”, I’m at a loss of words for how bad this movie is. I’ve watched some bad movies, and almost always at least enjoyed a scene, a one liner, a concept, but maaaaaan, it’s so bad you can’t even laugh.

Please, someone, just tear this “film” a new one so that I feel I’m not alone in my sheer hatred of this incohesive collection of not even cutting room floor worthy scenes.

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[–] finthechat@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was pretty bad too.

Somehow Snyder failed on all of the following fronts of making a movie: bad story (the plot), bad script (the dialogue), bad editing (let's go planet hopping to assemble our merry crew?), bad bad bad special FX, bad overall visual appearance (every scene was clearly a green screen digital stage, the sepia color grading looked horrendous), and poor casting choices for everyone.

Sophia whatshername cannot act unless you call "making one face and delivering every single line with a flat emotionless affectation" acting. The only role she fit into was when she was the knife leg assassin in one of the Kingsmen movies because she had like 3 spoken lines in that entire film.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

bad overall visual appearance (every scene was clearly a green screen digital stage, the sepia color grading looked horrendous)

This is deliberate and I don't understand how anyone thinks it looks good. It's the same as the recent zombie movie he made.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I seem to remember Sofia doing fine in Star Trek Beyond.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

She absolutely was fine in STBeyond. Zach Snyder can't direct his actors and has no idea how to tell a story.