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Anon works in mysterious ways (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 86 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Which beetle looks like a giraffe?

The Giraffe Wevil! It's insane that these exist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_weevil

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fine body like a construction crane.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago

Me when I meet a tall suitor

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Weevils are very cool. I only recently became aware of them.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm just going to leave this here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=440l8poSQiA

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why, pray, is the shortest watch called the "dog watch"? Because it's CUR-TAILED! Hah! I have you sir, you're dished!

Killick, Killick there! Light along with the Madiera!

The Aubrey-Maturin books are some of my dearest favorites, and the movie is great fun too.