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Anon doesn't like snipers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Am sniper

Chilling on a hill

Kill like 10 dudes

They're scared haha

Dudes suddenly find the direction of the shot

10 dudes are running towards me

Distance is closing and that was my one advantage

Mfw:

Or the opposite:

I am a sweat.

I don't care about gameplay I want high kd.

I die over and over again

But I get two kills before I die.

I quickly check a third party site to see if my stats are atleast above 2.0

I sigh in relief as I realize I'm comfortably at a 2.1

Rejoin the lobby and blame the dog