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[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

just lie and tell them you have a kid

double down, even, and tell them the kid has a debilitating chronic disease that you regularly need to take time off work to bring to appointments and provide support for.

now you have even more free time

[-] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

I've heard that if you let the government know about your child, they even give you free money!

[-] beetus@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I don't feel the need to defraud the government and our limited social welfare taxes. I'll happily tell my employer white lies about family who don't exist, but never the government.

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Would be very hard to fake a child to the government...

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