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[–] zepplenzap@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Am I the only one who can't think of a time DNS has caused a production outage on a platform I worked on?

Lots of other problems over the years, but never DNS.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I have a coworker who always forgets TTL is a thing, and never plans ahead. On multiple occasions they've moved a database, updated DNS to reflect the change, and are confused why everything is broken for 10-20 minutes.

I really wish the first time they learned, but every once and a while they come to me to troubleshoot the same issue.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Set it to 5 seconds ??? Profit

[–] Tankton@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"yes boss we need another 20 dns servers" "idk why dns traffic is so heavy these days"

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