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It's been a big year, alright? (lemmy.world)
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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Alien: "We've come to rule you."

Dude: "Cool." points at DC

"One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there."

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Someone check his diaper.

[–] DrMux@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hmm... we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species' brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This... just won't do. Later losers!"

[–] button_masher@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You mean a network where everyone is connected and contributing to a shared goal? Where we are all one with everything around us and all the differences in our personalities gets recognized in a post scarcity environment?

"I for one welcome our new overlords. What's our purpose?" "Destroy."