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They had a paid break, right? (pawb.social)

submitted 9 months ago by black0ut@pawb.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren't there before. All in a good night's work.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That doesn’t sound like optimization.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No worries, he can optimize it later.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We'll get to it eventually, right?

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

// TODO: fix this code

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

To you, maybe.

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

It's just reverse optimizing!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Well, I guess it's either writing a device driver or that.

And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.