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Depressed Taylor Swift Going To Miss Being In The Spotlight Now That Super Bowl Over (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Blackout@kbin.social 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Westminster Dog Show is gonna be must see tv.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

"I'm an incel"

Cool story bro

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Doorknob cleaning.