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Depressed Taylor Swift Going To Miss Being In The Spotlight Now That Super Bowl Over
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She got more screen time than most of the commercials. My guess is the NFL wanted to hook the younger audience to show them how much she cares about the game so the next generation can also ignore the 99% of professional football players getting CTE.
I would be shocked if she was on screen for more than one total minute across the entire game.