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submitted 9 months ago by TxzK@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What I have here is a dozen condoms and a brand new, never before used bottle of lube

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I decided that, I was going to turn, latex, into chocolates

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

When inflated, the apparent and molecular structure of a condom is similar...to that of a chocolate bar.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

He used the other bottle of lube on the Lidocaine extraction.