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[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

With blockchain? Pick one.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator'