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Do longer run remakes for good source material

In that vein, I would go even farther. Cinema is a defunct, dinosaur medium, with built-in limitations. Anything worth making at all is worth making into a high-quality, high-production-value series.

You know what's hilarious about that, though? The first people who would start shrieking that I'm going too far...you know who those people are? Film directors and obsessive fans of film directors. And yet, if I'm not VASTLY mistaken, directors always want to make a cut of every movie that's, like, 50 hours long.

Motherfucker, that's a series. Make a series. This is the 21st Century. We all have perfectly good screens in our houses. Let go of your popcorn fixation and just do everything as a series. ESPECIALLY if you're adapting a comic book series or a novel, or series of novels.

If we just assume, from the get-go, that everything will be a "TV" series (even the word "television" is a stupid dinosaur word, but I'll use it for convenience), we can also finally convince studios that they should MIX THE FUCKING AUDIO FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR IN THEIR HOUSES, WITH 2-CHANNEL SPEAKER SYSTEMS, RATHER THAN 872 CHANNEL THEATER SETUPS.

I'm fucking tired of having to turn on closed-captioning for every goddamn thing I watch.