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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what's going on?"

"I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it."

"You're such a dumbass, Bob."

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

It's weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can't fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.