This is how we end drought, people! Cry those salty--- aw crap. That's not gonna work.
corsicanguppy
An influencer is not “the elite”.
Hush. You'll hurt their feefees, and then they'll Swift the shit out of it over a 6-part v-exposé. Share, Like, and subscribe!
Roflmao
The best mao.
I love the spelling mistake to convey the real message.
shutdown
a noun, with a hyphen.
shut down
a verb.
You need to pick the right lane.
Estradivarius. 5 syllables.
E-strad-i-var-i-us . 6, right?
Nah. That's the tagline for Groundhog Day TWO.
Which, really, is just Groundhog Day, remastered, in a new box.
Schadenfreude is the BEST freude.
Canada was happy to host US early warning radar throughout the Cold War.
Canada can still do it. Just, now, the US will bankroll the build and pull data from Canadian gear.
... As long as they play nice and pay their bills.
Like, give or take one AU, throughout the year.
He's been one of the outsiders for years. There's a whole gang of 'em.
'We' - context clues - would be easily guessed to be the subject of the jab in question, as the form suggests a riposte of sorts, to be the US. And, in fact, they did: they maintain their copy of the One True Kilogram and derive their imperial measurements from that golden kilo. See, they were secretly imperialists the whole time!
Oh shit. Don't say Golden Kilo to Cheesy Don or he'll try and sell shares.