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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ants are bastards though, frogs don't hurt you :(

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ants are nature's cleaning robots they're amazing

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They also crawled all over and bit me when I was a child, so I had very little qualms with shoving a stick in their pile and pouring glue down it when I was like... 10

They are pretty cool though

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Little bastards gave me warts. And gonorrhea.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have fucked the frog then.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is the point of life, then?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You only need to kiss the frog to figure out if it's a prince though.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

I just uhhh wanted to make sure...