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'Still Think I’m Too Old?' Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21 (reductress.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.