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submitted 8 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Carefully triangulating between 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately due to the election he'll need to leave those left wing ideas to the side and go for somewhere between 100% Hitler and 99.8% Hitler.